take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

runaway-withyou:

youreinreverse:

I watched stick it and she still turns me on so much

unff

I’m loving this semester! #school #college #grades #grade

mycadetlife:

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

• 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
• 2 frozen bananas
• 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
• 4 medium chunks of pineapple
• 1 cup coconut water or tap
  
• 1/4 cup orange juice
• 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
• 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
• yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

My #professional picture for my #physicaleducation #portfolio. I wanted to incorporate both #coaching and #history in this photo. I think it came out great! Photo courtesy of @courtneybigsmall and editing by me :) #futureteacher #coach #softball #teacher #lesbian #vans

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

fuckititdoesntmatta:

the-heartkiller:

little-fit-strawberry:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

can i just

I’m just laughing nonstop right now…

Channing Tatum is that you?

gnarly:

BABY <33333

wakeuphealthy:

ladyknucklesinshape:

thecakebar:

Peanut Butter Lava Cookies Tutorial {click link for full tutorial/recipe}

No. I couldn’t do it. That’s just too much pb.

OH MY GOSH I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.

I would replace regular flour with oat flour (put some oats in a blender) and not coat it all in the sugar. I would not use butter or oil but use apple sauce and mashed bananas in place and maybe even using carbonated water in place of eggs if you’re vegan or just want to cut down on calories or cholesterol or something even more.

^^Of course you don’t have to do any of that. I always say everything in moderation so if you really want to eat this full fat and sugar THEN GO AHEAD DOLL YOU DESERVE IT. If you want to eat this more often then I would tweak it to make it healthier.

Ugh I love this idea so much. Delish.